[Tag] - My Complete Profile
>> 1.What is your Full Name? T.G. One (The Great One)
>> 2.Are you American or English? Indian but English, by the way I spell.
>> 3.What are you listening to right now? Nothing, but I'd sure like to listen to her voice.
>> 4.What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? Numbers.
>> 5.What was the last thing you ate? Don't remember. Been so long since I ate(This economic depression sux).
>> 6.If you were a crayon what colour would you be? Black
>> 7. How is the weather right now? Hot, sultry& smelly...I don't use DEO !
>> 8. Last person you talked to on the phone? My phone's down ever since I got broadband }:->]
>> 9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Huh...what...where ?
>> 10. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Obviously, else 90% of forwards go right to my trash folder.
>> 11. How are you today? Still Single.
>> 12. Favourite Drink? Homemade THICK 'n SLURPY mango juice.
>> 13. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Ethanol ain't interesting...My policy, "Drinking is for donkeys".
>> 14. Favorite Sport? Cricket, Football, Badminton, Table Tennis
>> 15. Hair Colour? Black
>> 16. Eye Colour? Brown (Or probably dark brown, How would I know? No ones looked into them and told me....)
>> 17. Do you wear contacts? Nope, they are too messy.
>> 18. Siblings? Yup, younger sister...OWW ! There she is....
>> 20. Favourite Food? Rice and some hot spicy dal.
>> 21. Last Movie you Watched? Superman 1, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
>> 22. Favourite Day of the Year? Diwali.
>> 23. Are you too shy to ask someone one? Used to be. BTW, ask WHAT?
>> 24. Summer or winter? Winter is cool.
>> 25. Hugs or Kisses? Sorry, no experience.
>> 26. Chocolate or Vanilla? Mix 'em up.
>> 27. Who is most likely to respond? To WHAT? (God, whats with these incomplete questions?)
>> 28. Who is least likely to respond? Not me, thats for sure !
>> 30. What books are you reading? Just finished "Invisible Man" by H.G. Wells. Reading after a long time !
>> 31. What's on your mouse pad? Lots of dust, some dal..tomato sauce...and I donno what's this other stuff.
>> 32. Favourite Board Game? Chess, though its ages since I played.
>> 33. Favourite Smell? The earth in the first rain, Petrol (Dyu know its addictive if you feel like smelling petrol all the time)
>> 34. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? What is this...a circus recruitment form?
>> 35. Favourite Flower? Not much knowledge about flowers. But roses look nice and the Jasmine is the only flower I can smell.
>> 36. What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Huh, whats the time?
>> 37. What`s the time? Don't worry, I am not late for anything......Wait a sec...on second thoughts !!
>> 38. Nickname? [Snip]
>> 39. Ever been so drunk you blacked? Blacked (almost) only once in my life. When they took out seemingly gallons of blood for some damn medical checkup at office. If I remember, later I was drunk on some fluid drink they gave me.
>> 40. Been in a car accident? Yeah, broke half a nail. The car was bent up front though.
>> 41. Been hurt emotionally? What emotion? I am a robot.
>> 42. Kept a secret from everyone? I have a truckload of secrets. None mine.
>> 43. Wanted to hook up with a friend? I ain't gay, man !
>> 44. Cried during a Movie? No
>> 45. Had a crush on a teacher? No...can't say the other way round though.
>> 46. Ever thought an animated character was hot? The mermaid from disney. Also, Nancy's aunt in that comic strip.
>> 47. Had New Kids on The Block Tape? "New Kids on the..." what?? Sorry, can't read Spanish...or is it French?
>> 48. Been on stage? Few times, not for acting though.
>> 49. Fave movie? Anand, Mera Nam Joker, Hera Pheri, A Patch of blue, Big, Castaway, Forrest Gump, Silence of the Lambs, Rocky 1 to 4
>> 50. Fave Subject? English, the only subject I topped all the time.
>> 51. Fav person to talk to online? Would say [Snip].
>> 52. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Old story, no...
>> 53. Like anyone? Old story, yes.
>> 54. Who have u known the longest of your friends? Myself
>> 55. Who's the shyest? Myself alongwith a few other Bajrang Dal members (not the political party...this is our own group of losers who are still single).
>> 56. Who's the weirdest? This is easy, myself !
>> 57. Who do you go to for advice? Don't wanna get repititive, but myself. If you say suggestions, then there are other people too.
>> 58. Who do you cry with? Forgotten how to cry. I try to find solutions instead.
>> 59. Worst Feeling? Exams !
>> 60. Favourite Word? ..... (Count the dots)
P.S. : The favourite word is not a three or a four letter word. Its not a swear word and its NOTHING explicit. No...can't say the other way round though.
NOTE TO VICTIMS : Kindly try to make the tag as humorous as possible. Please do not answer in lame jokes like I did !!